What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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No go.

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you tell me something about yourself?